gabe saporta looks like he’s going to report back to the mother ship at any minute.
motherfucker literally looks like this.
does anyone even study the classics nowadays
before calling bella swan boring look at your life… that’s what i thought.
ot3:
there’s an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too
first attempt at this was “too specific” so I’m trying again bc i Must Be Included. tell me if you have…
taken furniture on public transport
owned 5+ pets at one time
studied an ancient language
dropped out of university
moved house over 5 times in the last 5 years
fired a gun (this one’s for the americans)
grew up seperately from your siblings
never broken a bone
none of the above
multiple (let me know in the tags!!!)
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Leonard Cohen having a popsicle.
im not reading fanfiction no fucking more
Dancing mice. Illustration by Gerhard Heilmann in Dekorative Vorbilder - v.12 - 1900-1901 - via Hathi Trust
i wanna make up weird random headcanons so completely out of character for these 2 the way tumblr does with every other straight/straight passing ship
@corgoship exfuckingscuse me???
would i lie to you
call me cephalophoric the way i carry my own severed head around
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Happy i will not let the rot consume me Saturday :)
